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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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If you ever discover that what you’re seeing is a play within a play,...
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If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
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A grownup is a child with layers on.
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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He who spares the wicked injures the good.
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If you’re afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart Nobody’s perfect....
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
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Gabriel Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini Well he wasn’t like today’s magicians...