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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13755

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Smiley Blanton

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It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
Chinese Proverb

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Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech.
Real Live Preacher

Quote #21342

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Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the...
Chaucer

Quote #7865

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
William Lyon Phelps

Quote #16363

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9668

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Henry Kissinger

Quote #3485

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Latin Proverb

Quote #16688

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Vulnerant omnia, ultima necat. (All the hours wound you, the last one kills)
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13631

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
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