Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #15012
Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows.
Quote #358
Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must...
Quote #3472
The more laws, the less justice.
Quote #3632
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #13830
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
Quote #1442
Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
Quote #4987
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Quote #14746
Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.
Quote #21052
There is danger in both belief and unbelief.