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Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships.
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The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan...
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
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People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
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When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...