Quote #21441
Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #17952
Charity begins at home.
Quote #4285
Our sweetest songs are those that tell the saddest thoughts.
Quote #11230
Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
Quote #7929
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Quote #207
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #15025
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
Quote #20439
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #6301
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...