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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Nothing is said that has not been said before.
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
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When in doubt, tell the truth.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
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All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a girl of...
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Carry the cross patiently, and with perfect submission and in the end it shall...
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The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.
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A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Quote #4194
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.