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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13733

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Sophocles

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None love the messenger who brings bad news.
Rogers Turrentine

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There is no mystery, at least not the kind you want. In real life...
Robin Green

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The Eagle wasn’t always the Eagle. The Eagle, before he became the Eagle, was...
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21015

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A word to the wise is enough.
Joseph Addison

Quote #4203

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Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway,...
Carl Rowen

Quote #17122

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The library is the temple of learning, and learning has liberated more people than...
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2798

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Time has been transformed, and we have changed it has advanced and set us...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20239

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence...
Dorothy Parker

Quote #3382

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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