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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Paul Harvey

Quote #13999

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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times...
Confucius

Quote #1215

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.
Louisa May Alcott

Quote #9963

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Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach...
Dr. Robert Schuller

Quote #17390

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Again and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem...
Peter Ustinov

Quote #18503

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven’t got...
Mahatma Gandhi

Quote #8290

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13839

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Marcus Valerius Martialis

Quote #20798

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tomorrow’s life is too late. Live today.
Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville

Quote #18054

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
America is a land of wonders, in which everything is in constant motion and...
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