Quote #15785
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #15957
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #19796
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they dont...
Quote #15992
A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
Quote #2928
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
Quote #838
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #20651
All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
Quote #20425
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #12116
The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.