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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.
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Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
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You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any...
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For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack...
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #3916
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...