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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Russell Baker

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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Heywood

Quote #11305

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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Angela Schwindt

Quote #17418

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8192

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I just don’t think it’s good for us to be run out of town....
Golda Meir

Quote #3149

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What do you gain, Soviet Union, from this miserable policy Where is your decency...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8245

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Arnold Glasgow

Quote #4937

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing lasts forever–not even your troubles.
Juvenal

Quote #14631

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nature never says one thing, Wisdom another.
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19153

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whatever you fear most has no power – it is your fear that has...
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