Quote #8187
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them...
Quote #7888
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #145
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed...
Quote #13863
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Quote #7890
If you’re masochistic enough to program in ADA, we’re not going to stop you.
Quote #20340
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #2998
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life...
Quote #13711
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #19796
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they dont...