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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
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That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
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I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. ‘That was...
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The secret of all power is – save your force. If you want high...
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
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I don’t think there is another person in America that wants to tell this...