Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #2724
He listens well who takes notes.
Quote #19610
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #11650
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #13863
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Quote #8894
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives...
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #19785
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #4178
Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with...
Quote #16446
Where self-interest is suppressed, it is replaced by a burdensome system of bureaucratic control...