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Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Jean Anouilh

Quote #10086

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
Cicero

Quote #19879

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let the punishment match the offense.
Isaac Bashevis Singer

Quote #10540

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
Thomas Alva Edison

Quote #8782

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8579

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Quote #8951

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5279

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, ’tis hard to draw...
D. H. Lawrence

Quote #7679

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4015

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as...
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