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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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Conform and be dull.
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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There’s a high pop-up behind second. Richardson has got it and he’s under it.
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Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never...
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…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
Mario M Cuomo

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You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
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I think the measure of your success to a certain extent will be the...
Julius Rosenwald

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Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is...
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