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A man can do all things if he but wills them.
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
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When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
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When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that...
Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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And be on they guard against the good and the just They would fain...
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There are places and moments in which one is so completely alone that one...
Quote #14180
The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from...