Quote #1402
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #8846
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Quote #8144
God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
Quote #10926
Don’t set your wit against a child.
Quote #20339
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the...
Quote #920
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #16859
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #9497
The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
Quote #8885
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.