Quote #12872
He talked with more claret than clarity.
Quote #10562
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #7775
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
Quote #18475
One’s own thought is one’s world. What a person thinks is what he becomes.
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #9632
Let every man look before he leaps.
Quote #12804
You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
Quote #15786
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is...
Quote #10182
Nothing, it appears to me is of greater value in a man than the...
Quote #17842
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...