Quote #20815
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #3717
Of ex-President Eisenhower at the Republican convention of 1964 Reading a speech with his...
Quote #14108
Only the little people pay taxes.
Quote #2934
Every moment of one’s existence one is growing into more or retreating into less....
Quote #5980
Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...
Quote #4578
Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
Quote #12378
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #11141
No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye.
Quote #15482
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.