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Jacoby I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth You like pain Try...
Quote #13758
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #14317
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Quote #16486
Next time I will … From now on I will … What makes me...
Quote #19272
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #14450
It may be five years from now, but at some point we’ll be better...
Quote #207
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #12440
Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how....
Quote #20927
That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
Quote #15998
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.