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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Chinese Proverb

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Judge not the horse by his saddle.
Betty Smith

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or...
Edward De Bono

Quote #11075

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’ll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to...
J. K. Rowling

Quote #21298

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here
Dorothea Kent

Quote #14755

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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Vaclav Havel

Quote #9045

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Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3928

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
A. C. Benson

Quote #7756

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One’s mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it...
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