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Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
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My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government — he promised Dad he’d...
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Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
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Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they...
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
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If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
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I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
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Truth is not determined by majority vote.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...