Quote #15549
When people ask if the United States can afford to place on trial the...
Quote #11051
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Quote #7849
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
Quote #11648
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #13911
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #13666
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
Quote #12308
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
Quote #11608
Human beings are free except when humanity needs them.
Quote #19105
Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing...
Quote #16786
Truth is so great a perfection, that if God would render himself visible to...