Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13846 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
Andrew Lang Quote #15017 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
So I Married an Axe Murderer Quote #9060 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
H.L. Mencken Quote #46 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
Pauline Frederick Quote #13125 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
Arnold Bennett Quote #2224 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 ‘And yet,’ demanded Councilor Barlow, ‘what’s he done Has he ever done a day’s...
Oprah Winfrey Quote #19171 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 All these years I’ve been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I...
Thomas Huxley Quote #1552 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that...
Mortimer Collins Quote #12120 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
CaddyShack Quote #3777 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.