Quote #3461
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #14016
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value.
Quote #3055
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...
Quote #5833
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #30
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #13259
The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Quote #19540
It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart’s hope. It...
Quote #8436
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Quote #2602
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
Quote #15094
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...