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Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7501

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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Sigmund Freud

Quote #6392

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One is very crazy when in love.
Robert Frost

Quote #7850

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Ah, when to the heart of man Was it ever less than a treason...
Marcel Archard

Quote #9762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
George E. Woodberry

Quote #7109

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Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #436

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What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Dorothy C. Fisher

Quote #20180

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A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make...
George Gordon Byron

Quote #2158

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My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2458

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what...
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