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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #20177
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #6811
Practise yourself, for heaven’s sake, in little things and thence proceed to greater.
Quote #10379
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #3931
Prudence and compromise are necessary means, but every man should have an impudent end...
Quote #15816
A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
Quote #4012
The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as...
Quote #11310
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #7526
The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...