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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Donald Robert Perry Marquis

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Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
David Merrick

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It’s not enough that I should succeed — others should fail.
Marquis de Sade

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Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9419

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Truth is what stands the test of experience.
Peter McArthur

Quote #15525

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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Will Rogers

Quote #3411

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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Every artist was first an amateur.
A. C. Benson

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One’s mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13781

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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