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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #15454
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
Quote #7764
It’s not enough that I should succeed — others should fail.
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Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.
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Truth is what stands the test of experience.
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #702
Every artist was first an amateur.
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One’s mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it...
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...