Quote #12835
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #13556
There is no logical answer to the question ‘ Why be moral’. Religions provide...
Quote #1365
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Quote #11673
I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses....
Quote #4157
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #13906
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #13286
He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
Quote #21490
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #1392
The object is to win fairly, squarely, by the rules – but to win....
Quote #19997
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...