Quote #20027
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #8150
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #14268
No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to...
Quote #15114
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #16362
If we get our information from the biblical material there is no doubt that...
Quote #4783
What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can....
Quote #10357
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
Quote #13736
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #13743
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #18963
Misanthropes need people without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.