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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13643

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
John Hay

Quote #14035

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True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table...
Horace

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To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...
Peter Ustinov

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they...
Lydia M. Child

Quote #19939

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.
Alan J. Perlis

Quote #16335

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Ralph Kiner

Quote #14839

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
Arnold Glasgow

Quote #4935

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Andr Gide

Quote #106

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Anandabai Joshee

Quote #14600

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Had there been no difficulties and no thorns in the way, then man would...
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