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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can...
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This is the first test of a gentleman his respect for those who can...
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form...
Buddha

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We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think.
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If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
William Shakespeare

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I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
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