Quote #10247
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #16577
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Quote #14677
To a talkative woman Madam, don’t you have any unexpressed thoughts
Quote #4715
I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins.
Quote #4395
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
Quote #10017
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #14281
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #1237
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
Quote #4540
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
Quote #14999
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.