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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result...
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I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells...
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I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person.
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
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Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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Carl Spackler IT’S IN THE HOLE.
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Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let...