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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Coming to America

Quote #4653

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tough girl I’m almost single, my husband’s on death row.
Anon.

Quote #3296

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
Darrin Bell

Quote #19582

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All you get from a circular argument is dizzy.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #21

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Unknown

Quote #18213

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Prayer gives us the opportunity to speak to GOD, Meditation allows GOD to speak...
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Quote #20419

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #26

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
Christopher Pearce Cranch

Quote #19973

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
Napolean Hill

Quote #14194

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
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