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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)
Peter Gray

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One must love a cat on its own terms.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order...
Voltaire

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Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Bill Tammeus

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Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas...
Shantideva

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If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying If...
Joey Bishop

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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Ronald Reagan

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Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should...
Vannevar Bush

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If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not...
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