Quote #15482
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #8716
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force like fire, a...
Quote #10760
There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
Quote #2069
An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction...
Quote #10730
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
Quote #19488
What we play is life.
Quote #9558
First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we...
Quote #8561
He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare...