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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Andr Gide

Quote #108

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One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore...
Mark Twain

Quote #1653

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Quote #5672

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Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9327

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called...
Friedrich von Schiller

Quote #21363

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Coming to America

Quote #4651

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King Jaffe Joffer So you see, my son, there is a very fine line...
Andrea Oldham

Quote #16172

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you’ll turn hearts
Will Rogers

Quote #3443

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Lester R Bittel

Quote #10916

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
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