Quote #6056
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #4701
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #14369
Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to ‘jump at de sun.’ We might...
Quote #6841
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe...
Quote #747
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Quote #13779
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #8051
When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Quote #18
JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #9612
Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
Quote #16710
Hold a true friend with both hands.