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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Alexander Tyler

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A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
Debi Thomas

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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Jean Paul Richter

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A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and...
Anon.

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If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Carol Burnett

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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Erich Fromm

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Man’s main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Thomas Jefferson

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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I...
W. Somerset Maugham

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Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied...
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