Quote #20602
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #20248
The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...
Quote #16855
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #19674
There but for the grace of God go I.
Quote #3283
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #13641
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #5491
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing.
Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #9750
One who’s our friend is fond of us one who’s fond of us isn’t...
Quote #14783
In the long run we are all dead.