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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Back to the Future

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Dr. Emmett Brown The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.
Alexander Pope

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Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays...
Jane Wagner

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All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been...
Bette Davis

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I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies....
John Dryden

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All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
Rene Descartes

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Cogito ergo sum.
Aaron Levenstein

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz

Quote #9924

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
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