Quote #17085
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #5575
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Quote #16728
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Quote #1458
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #1618
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #9049
I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s...
Quote #16891
I’ve been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.
Quote #13808
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #4187
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and...