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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Quote #15899

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.
Thorstein Veblen

Quote #21734

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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
Mark Twain

Quote #1678

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Dale Berra

Quote #10722

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
Polish Proverb

Quote #16723

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20323

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Beware of dissipating your powers strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can...
Chuang-tzu

Quote #11889

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He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who...
Saadi

Quote #17220

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence and if he was...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9311

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
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