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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else...
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Woody Allen

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
George Bernard Shaw

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Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Scott Adams

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I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
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Quote #3975

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What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth.
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Acceptance. It is the true thing everyone longs for. The one thing everyone craves....
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Quote #13639

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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9598

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never thrust my nose into other men’s porridge. It is no bread and...
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