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Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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God, I offer myself to Thee, to build with me and to do with...
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From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
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A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of...
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If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
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Most do not fully see this truth that life is difficult. Instead they moan...
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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Quote #9818
Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of...