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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13816

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Leo C. Rosten

Quote #7796

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If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Aesop

Quote #5517

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
G. F. Lessing

Quote #15151

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A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...
George W. Bush

Quote #19669

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every...
George Eliot

Quote #1015

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in...
Lao Tzu

Quote #3739

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He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
John Kenneth Galbraith

Quote #3812

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Mark Twain

Quote #1754

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Paul Gauguin

Quote #3608

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I shut my eyes in order to see.
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