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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
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Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
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Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
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It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself...
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Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite...
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Harry S Truman

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Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...
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