Quote #8721
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #13748
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #6044
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few...
Quote #1255
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
Quote #20069
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Quote #11713
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #19853
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Quote #9140
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #6890
Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
Quote #11199
Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.